Have you ever twerked in front of the dang congregation at church?

I ve tried twerking but I don’t have enough arse for that so I had to give up on it. Dang!

No, but I farted. I then had to sit alone, in my pew.

Why in the world would One do this?

Can't say I have.

It was necessary due to awkward Covid Guidelines restrictions for example. They allow bars and strip clubs to be open but not Churches? That's why some did it just to follow along to stay open.

I stay away from the church and church people.

I won’t go in a church, so no.

Don’t have an ass for that lol