Your boyfriend isn’t cheating on you !!.. he’s outside my store (dance) battling a crackhead for a pack of newports ! 🙄

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My gf is busy picking crabs from her pubes with tweezers so I just ran out to get some turpentine to drink.

MoonPieSmilez · 26-30, F

@BadAssTunaBotHoe what’s wrong with you !??

@MoonPieSmilez My momma used to use my head to stop the garage door from closing

MoonPieSmilez · 26-30, F

popmol · 26-30, M

whats new ports?

popmol · 26-30, M

@JimboSaturn just don't smoke! 😢

JimboSaturn · 51-55, M

@popmol I don't.

popmol · 26-30, M

ineedadrink · 51-55, M

Wholesome free entertainment. 🤓

HumanEarth · 56-60, F

I bet the crackhead looks like this

HannahSky · F

Aren't they supposed to stop selling menthols?

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