I used to be a pole dancer but insurance got to expensive 😂💃

@Thinkerbell

@Degbeme

It's not my fault you're not mechanically inclined[i]![/i]

Just sofa reclined. 🤭

[i]Old Degs was just NEVER inclined
With tech, or so Nina opined,
When the pole he installed
Left distressed Nina sprawled
On the floor, with an aching behind.[/i] 😳

@Thinkerbell I offered to massage her bum for her. 🤭

@Degbeme you can start now😄

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@NinaTina

@Degbeme

The only reason you got out of bed today, Degs. 🤭

@Thinkerbell Actually the first reason was my old man bladder was screaming at me. 😒

@Degbeme

Have you tried cutting back on the Labatt...? 🤔

That six-pack you swill down every evening is a bit much... 🙄

@Thinkerbell Look at you trying to be all Canuckish. I haven`t drank that shite in years. I only drink soda water now. 😝

@Degbeme

If anyone here is Canuckish, it's YOU.
(actually not; I never met such a rude Canuck before. 🙄 )

[i]A Canuck here (who wore a strange hat),
Used to toss down two quarts of Labatt.
When a faerie named Tink
Suggested less drink,
He spat, "Shut your trap, little brat!"[/i]

@Thinkerbell When am I ever rude to you Stinker-bell? 😬

@Degbeme

Hardly a day passes when you aren't.
The last time was when you had an internet outage. 🙄

@Thinkerbell Brilliant!! 😂