My car is so big it has a stripper pole

My car is so big you need a visa and an aeroplane to travel around inside it, it's like a mini planet, I get lost sometime like where the f%k is the steering wheel? And how the f%k do I get out of here you never think about this sh!t when you buy a new car, like the practicality of it all.🤷
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My car is so fast that Toyota Corollas can barely keep up.