I Like Lap Dances and Give Them Too

Who doesn't like lap dances? People who've never seen the movie Deathproof obviously. I'm pretty bad at giving them though. At least I think I am. I got nothing on Butterfly. But stuntman Mike is one luck SOB :p

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Dalegend27 · M

How do i ask for a lapdance properly.

doctorlove · M

Normally, a twenty-dollar bill 😎

Dalegend27 · M

@doctorlove: FOR A LAP DANCE? Im 15 i dont got that type of money

doctorlove · M

You got 6 years to save up till you need to worry bout a pro lap dance ;)

doctorlove · M

Nit that you should ever turn down an amateur lap dance.

Dalegend27 · M

@doctorlove: rather just pay 20 for a blowjob.

QueenOfZaun · 26-30, F

@CokeboyDiego: If you have good looks and a nice personality you can get both for free.

doctorlove · M

Lol. No you wouldn't - trust me.

There's an old saying "You get what you pay for."

Dalegend27 · M

@ShayAdonia: lmao guess i gotta pay.

QueenOfZaun · 26-30, F

@doctorlove: I meant from like a girlfriend.

doctorlove · M

Of course. And as I said above - never turn down an amateur offer. ;)