Irish Family Walk into a Bar kina~joke~ π€¦ββοΈβοΈ
It was high time that Paddy got married
So, his parents called a marriage broker in Dublin and ask him to find a good wife
for their son:
The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking question
about Paddy and his parents as to what they want in a wife/daughter-in-law,
They give him a long list of requirements.
The marriage broker takes a long time looking here, there and everywhere ant
finally visits the family again with a prospective bride proposal
He then tells them of a wonderful woman he has found,
He says:
βShe's just the right age for your son. She keeps a neat home, she is a good
Catholic and knows the prayers by heart. She is a wonderful cook, she loves
children, wants a large family and to crown it all, sheβs gorgeous.β
After hearing all this, the family is very impressed and begins to get excited at
the prospects of a wedding in the near future:
But Paddy still has some lingering doubts and asks casually:
βIs she also good in bed?β
The marriage broker answers:
βWell, some say yes and some say no.β
So, his parents called a marriage broker in Dublin and ask him to find a good wife
for their son:
The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking question
about Paddy and his parents as to what they want in a wife/daughter-in-law,
They give him a long list of requirements.
The marriage broker takes a long time looking here, there and everywhere ant
finally visits the family again with a prospective bride proposal
He then tells them of a wonderful woman he has found,
He says:
βShe's just the right age for your son. She keeps a neat home, she is a good
Catholic and knows the prayers by heart. She is a wonderful cook, she loves
children, wants a large family and to crown it all, sheβs gorgeous.β
After hearing all this, the family is very impressed and begins to get excited at
the prospects of a wedding in the near future:
But Paddy still has some lingering doubts and asks casually:
βIs she also good in bed?β
The marriage broker answers:
βWell, some say yes and some say no.β