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I Am Canadian

A little Canadian humour!! Lol

A customer asked of a store clerk, "In what aisle could I find the Newfie sausage?

The shop assistant asks, "Are you from Newfoundland ?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something, if I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The store clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Newfie sausage, why did you ask me if I'm from Newfoundland ?

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
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SW-User
Lord ‘tunderin’ jayzus, bay, dat was good,...lol
faith2hope4love · 56-60, F
@SW-User
Too funny...sounds very Newfie!! Lol
SW-User
I worked with a bunch of Newfs when I worked in the Arctic!
faith2hope4love · 56-60, F
The dialect is perfect!! Lol
faith2hope4love · 56-60, F
Are you a Canadian?
SW-User
I am, are you a townie?
faith2hope4love · 56-60, F
Townie, no way!! Lol
Country girl all the way...Nova Scotian.
SW-User
I was at CFRS Cornwallis at one time in my life.
faith2hope4love · 56-60, F
I have deep respect for anyone who has served our country...rewarding career!!
SW-User
@faith2hope4love It’s where I first had seafood...and loved it
faith2hope4love · 56-60, F
How did you like it in NS?
SW-User
@faith2hope4love I liked it, I was there from May through August.
faith2hope4love · 56-60, F
That's awesome....I love it too!!
Of course, being almost surrounded by the Atlantic means an endless supply!! Lol
faith2hope4love · 56-60, F
@SW-User The best seasons...Autumn leaves are beautiful.