I Am Canadian
A little Canadian humour!! Lol
A customer asked of a store clerk, "In what aisle could I find the Newfie sausage?
The shop assistant asks, "Are you from Newfoundland ?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something, if I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The store clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Newfie sausage, why did you ask me if I'm from Newfoundland ?
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
A customer asked of a store clerk, "In what aisle could I find the Newfie sausage?
The shop assistant asks, "Are you from Newfoundland ?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something, if I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The store clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Newfie sausage, why did you ask me if I'm from Newfoundland ?
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
56-60, F
