Things that last longer than Liz Truss as Prime Minister

@Burnley123 Plot twist: Boris starts his own television network (some fancy name like Medianet) and manages to set up a political cult that will keep him in power for roughly ~20 years; may as well gain support by buying some major football club. Scandals like wild partying will no longer affect the public opinion much (if at all), rather, you'll start seeing an increasingly wide slice of the population praising him for his virility. And even after he'll almost bankrupt the country a solid ~9% of the nation will continue to vote for him unconditionally

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@Elessar He's (Silvio) still around too!

@Burnley123 And you have yet to see him in his most powerful form!