Spain 40c heat and scantily clad Spanish ladies.

So, I spent the better part of today walking round a Spanish city in temperatures in and around 40c. The Spanish government should give me a medal for services to the environment because I am pretty sure my pasty whiteness reflected a good chunk of today's sun back into the sky and saved it from getting any warmer despite the best efforts of all those ridiculously hot and scantily clad Spanish women who are so hot, I am now convinced may be the single biggest contributor to global warming. I had a nice cold drink, bought a 4-bedroom apartment then headed back to where I am staying. Interesting day.