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The Tartan Fezzants

Tartan Fezzants Spotted Again… Now With Young Tartan Fezzlings

In a remarkable turn of events, Scotland’s elusive Tartan Fezzants have once again been spotted in the Highlands, marking a second sighting in just a year after their shock reappearance in 2025 ended a 34-year vanishing act.
But this time… they haven’t come alone and they’ve clearly been getting busy.

Wildlife watchers described the moment as deeply emotional, with several admitting they “never thought they’d see this again in their lifetime,” as the pair were confirmed to be in full brooding season.

At least 10 Fezzlings have now been officially sighted, with experts warning there could be more concealed within the heather, as historical clutch sizes are estimated to range between 8 and 15 offspring.

Observers described the fezzlings as “unbelievably small and already strutting about like they own the Highlands already,” with many noting that despite their size, each was already sporting and styling its own distinctive tartan fezz, the defining feature that gives the species its name.

Despite having only just hatched, each of the young already possesses a fully formed tartan fezz, complete with distinct patterning and structure, just in miniature.
One observer noted, “Looked like wee tam o’ shanters that hadn’t decided what they wanted to be yet.”

Experts note that Fezzants follow a similar breeding pattern to their distant pheasant relatives, typically nesting between April and June, with large clutches hatching after several weeks.

However, these Fezzlings appear to have hatched slightly earlier than expected, adding to the shock and surprise among wildlife watchers. The young are fully mobile from birth and have already been seen closely following their parents across the heather.

Concerns are now being raised that if even a portion of the brood survive into adulthood, Scotland could be facing an unprecedented Fezzant population boom, with wildlife experts warning this could once again attract unwanted attention from Fez collectors.

One expert noted, “We’ve seen this before, around 30 decades ago, when demand for tartan fezzes surged, hunting nearly wiped them out. There are real concerns history could repeat itself.”

Members of the public are being advised not to approach the young, as adult Fezzants are believed to be highly protective, particularly if they feel their tartan is being silently judged.

Officials have confirmed they are “monitoring the situation closely,” although what that involves remains unclear
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Aren't they stylish little birds😙
idontcareok · 70-79, M
pheasants taste very good
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
They seem to be partial to the Royal Stewart tartan...

p.s. How did this gay pair of Fezzants
produce all those Fezzlings...? 🤔
emmasfriend · 46-50, F
@Thinkerbell

Exactly.

Some hens would help the birthrate.
Rickichickie · 61-69, F
It isn't April Fools' Day, is it? Lol

 
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