The Rapture, according to scripture, is the great moment when the chosen ascend to heaven rumoured by many that it would take place on the 23rd September, and today it did actually happen in Scotland… but nae a single human, nor even a haggis, was taken.
Instead, stunned tourists at Loch Ness witnessed the unthinkable, Nessie herself rising majestically out the water, bathed in holy light, soaring towards the heavens. It seems the monster was revealed to be the purest soul on Earth all along. The brief moment of brightness did however confuse a number of Scots, with many thinking they had seen the sun for the first time in September over Scotland.
However, upon reaching God, Nessie apparently declared she wasn’t finished with her favourite game of hide and seek just yet. With a splash she was returned to the loch, vanishing back into the depths, leaving behind the most miraculous sight ever witnessed in the Highlands.
@KiwiBird Nice try. It says according to scripture. And please don't give me a lecture of what scripture really means or some kind of semantics nonsense. Everybody knows what it means when some clown uses the word Scripture.
