ANNUAL WALK OF THE UNICORNS SPOTTED IN EDINBURGH 🦄🦄🦄
This afternoon, commuters in Edinburgh were left slack jawed when a herd of unicorns, Scotland's national animal, were seen trotting majestically through city traffic, on their yearly migration to fresher lands up north.
Leading the way was Scotland’s last remaining unicorn herder, the legendary Angus McHornald, carefully guiding his flock north towards the Orkney Islands where they’ll spend the winter grazing on salt kissed grasslands and finding shelter among the sea cliffs.
The incredible photo was snapped by a bus passenger, capturing the herd as they calmly weaved through Edinburgh’s traffic on their long march north.
It’s said McHornald is now seeking an apprentice to take over the ancient role. Applicants should have strong legs, a steady hand for horn polishing, and no allergies to glitter, as unicorn droppings sparkle like confetti and must be carefully collected, bagged, and sold worldwide to help fund the herd’s care. Anyone keen to take on Scotland’s horniest profession is encouraged to apply at care4unicorns.scot 🦄🦄🦄
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But don't abandon the haggis, @KiwiBird! I'll have to find this on iPlayer because I missed it last night!
Our Lives: The Haggis Hunters Everyone knows that haggises run round and round in the same direction (the legs being shorter on one side than the other). Less well known is the annual World Haggis Championship in Perth. But that’s exactly the kind of subject you’d expect the Our Lives strand to shine a light on. A heartwarming half-hour, full of flavour. BBC1, 7.30pm
