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ANNUAL WALK OF THE UNICORNS SPOTTED IN EDINBURGH 🦄🦄🦄

This afternoon, commuters in Edinburgh were left slack jawed when a herd of unicorns, Scotland's national animal, were seen trotting majestically through city traffic, on their yearly migration to fresher lands up north.

Leading the way was Scotland’s last remaining unicorn herder, the legendary Angus McHornald, carefully guiding his flock north towards the Orkney Islands where they’ll spend the winter grazing on salt kissed grasslands and finding shelter among the sea cliffs.

The incredible photo was snapped by a bus passenger, capturing the herd as they calmly weaved through Edinburgh’s traffic on their long march north.

It’s said McHornald is now seeking an apprentice to take over the ancient role. Applicants should have strong legs, a steady hand for horn polishing, and no allergies to glitter, as unicorn droppings sparkle like confetti and must be carefully collected, bagged, and sold worldwide to help fund the herd’s care. Anyone keen to take on Scotland’s horniest profession is encouraged to apply at care4unicorns.scot 🦄🦄🦄

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Stephie · F
From Scotland originates the 2 terms that refer to that event.

1. To polish your horn
2. To be a horny beast

Borh terms unfortunately found a different meaning in the 21st. Century
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@Stephie

A Scots lad, one bright sunny morn,
Awoke with an itch to watch porn.
He turned on his phone
And soon was a-groan,
Proceeding to polish his horn.
Stephie · F
@Thinkerbell your prose is exactly what I meant. Thank you for making it sound so poetic 📯
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@Stephie

You're very welcome.

Must be my Irish blood.

From Limerick. 🤭
Stephie · F
@Thinkerbell Is file thú agus tá a fhios agat é. 🤨