CAUGHT ON CAMERA: The Elusive Easter Haggis Finally Exposed on CCTV
For years, folk in the Highlands thought they were just being “a bit different.” While the rest of Scotland woke up on Easter morning to find chocolate eggs, confused Highlanders were finding Tunnock’s Teacakes behind bins and miniature bottles of whisky tucked in wellies. Locals chalked it up to tradition or eccentric aunties, whilst rumours of an Easter Haggis passed through the Glens for years, until now.
Because thanks to CCTV footage captured this morning, the mystery is finally solved, It was never the Easter Bunny. It’s been the Scottish Easter Haggis all along. This tartan-furred trickster has been wearing fake bunny ears for years to blend in with global Easter operations, but the jig is up. Kids get the teacakes, adults get the whisky, all carefully hidden under garden gnomes, sheds, and wheelie bins by this elusive rodent-like legend.
This isn't just a tall tale anymore, this is CCTV-confirmed Scottish heritage.
Happy Easter, ya bunch of lucky basturts. May your Teacakes be many and your hangovers mild.
That motivates me to be more arduous trying to find that elusive Haggis. If and when I get one, you will be the first one to know about the location I found one.
This will be a secret only shared between you and me. I don't want the entire planet ruining that pristine area, leaving trash and perhaps even have a hostile head of state wanting to take over that place because of the potential income that person can generate from those hidden treasures.
