TURDIS not TARDIS
A flying porta potty has been spotted dangling over the Scottish Highlands. Authorities confirm it's not the TARDIS, but actually a Transdimensional Unisex Remote Defecation Interface System (T.U.R.D.I.S.), a prototype developed by rogue BBC engineers after too many haggis pakoras.
Eyewitnesses report a frantic man inside screaming, "Time waits for no man... especially not when nature calls!" Rumours swirl that this is the lead character from an upcoming spin-off: "Dr. Poo: The Time Wipe", a gritty, low-budget series where each toilet trip sends him to a new timeline. The BBC refused to comment, but one insider admitted, "We just couldn’t afford another blue police box or CGI."
Eyewitnesses report a frantic man inside screaming, "Time waits for no man... especially not when nature calls!" Rumours swirl that this is the lead character from an upcoming spin-off: "Dr. Poo: The Time Wipe", a gritty, low-budget series where each toilet trip sends him to a new timeline. The BBC refused to comment, but one insider admitted, "We just couldn’t afford another blue police box or CGI."
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