The other day we went for a pub lunch. We walked in through the doors & there she was. Hellos were said.

Then she turned to her companion & said "that's my wee neighbour"

It's haunted me since.

I'm way cooler than that deminutive descriptive, surely. 🥲

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AdaXI · T

Maybe shes's Scottish, does she shout ''Hock hye fuckin hoowee!'' at the top of her voice a lot? That's always a good indicator if she does then it's alright, I think it's just a compliment.🤔😄
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