It's 9AM and I'm on my Third martini...🍸🌏

@H1raeth Hey! We're all getting older, right? Drank one of these and my knees no longer crack and my joints move soooo smooth,

@Inconceivable It's pretty obvious to me at this point that WD40 can fix anything duck tape can't.

@H1raeth IDK🤦 - *Duct, And don't forget ur Forklift Ticket, that will give u legit street cred with the masses that we all crave now.

@Inconceivable It is actually Duck Tape aswell believe it or not, either is right.

@H1raeth My apologees, Not here to kink shame on ur corkscrew fetish. Is it a Chinese ripoff product?

@Inconceivable Nooo, not according to Google A.I.

@H1raeth But those data centres takes all our precious water, expensive power resources, and copious amounts of LSD to give you a questionable output, imho 🤷

@Inconceivable Them Margaritas are good. What the hell is in them today?