The new trend: stick your phone in between your head and the helmet 🛵

@SpudMuffin To give you the idea of what I saw:

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@Elessar ah, that makes sense. I was thinking of this...

@SpudMuffin That'd be more appropriate for the specimens I'm seeing around

@MethDozer Same, but we're speaking of people who'd have to go through therapy if you disconnect them for a minute from Insta/TikTok/whatever

@Elessar I once saw a girl scrolling through Instagram while driving on the highway 😳, ofc I changed lanes and moved the fuck away from her

@Younameit That's an average Wednesday here. I've seen a woman texting while riding a moped with her son sitting behind...