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Day 412, I have escaped Canada, barely. I had to evade this monster.

The Canadian moose is a carnivorous bipedal apex predator that prowls border areas and Tim Hortons. Here is is shown with its winter coat, red and black plaid. Its only weakness is old fashioned plain donuts which I bribed it with.

Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
Why ever would you want to escape Canada in the winter ❄🫢
SaorUladh · 26-30, M
@Notsimilarreally all the Canadians probably
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
@Notsimilarreally the angry moose
You clearly have not met the apex predator hypercarnivore, polar bear. We tend not to hang around the border's Tim Hortons. 😂
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
@Guardian I know a few polar bears, they’re fine
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
Canadians are the most donut eating peoples in the world
Jenny1234 · 51-55, F
@pancakeslam but I don’t buy their donuts. Coffee and tea and once in a while a Raisin Bran muffin when I need a carb hit
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
@Jenny1234 😂 you're wise and very healthy... I don't think the donuts and coffee addiction do the others any good
@Jenny1234 YESSSSSSS! EXACTLY!

 
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