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I'm finally moving to Australia, are you excited for me 😁

I have wanted to do this for over a year now finally it's going to happen
I want to learn the Aussie language and be a top sheila
Say g'day mate and call everybody a bogan I have been doing research that's how they talk
But my biggest thing I want to do is hop on the back of a roo and view the sites of the city
Once I get settled pop out about 6-7 kids and live on welfare forever

God Bless Australia I'm so excited 🍻🏄‍♀️🥂

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Pfuzylogic · M

Let’s get started Sheila!

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MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@Pfuzylogic he is such a man he is the man 😍

Pfuzylogic · M

@MARTAisback I know you love him and that is why I tried to be as respectful as I could for your sake. 😗

MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@Pfuzylogic thank you 🤔 I think

KiwiBird · 36-40, F

You will need to find a different father for each kid if you want to be a proper Bogan.

nedkelly · 61-69, M

@KiwiBird must move to My Druitt

MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@KiwiBird not a problem

MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@nedkelly that's sounds like a lovely place

canlem · 70-79

Beware of the " Drop Bears " !

MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@canlem 🧐

nedkelly · 61-69, M

@MARTAisback especially the bundy bears

LandOfOz · 61-69, M

Please stay where you are

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NoGamesTolerated · F

@LandOfOz she posts for the comical value. That I’m sure of. Lol

LandOfOz · 61-69, M

@NoGamesTolerated i hope so

NoGamesTolerated · F

@LandOfOz she does…

LandOfOz · 61-69, M

You are more likely to get bitten be a snake than any of that

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LandOfOz · 61-69, M

@MARTAisback first time you see one you wish you never came

MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@LandOfOz I can handle a big long snake 😎

LandOfOz · 61-69, M

@MARTAisback size doesnt matter with our snakes. They all bite

eyeno · M

YeeeHaaa..for your Post..!

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MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@eyeno I want to keep a pet roo in my bedroom

eyeno · M

@MARTAisback lol aww...your to cute...

MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@eyeno I know 😏

Degbeme · 70-79, M

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Degbeme · 70-79, M

@MARTAisback Send Cherrynow here. ;)

MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@Degbeme 🤦‍♀️ she is so 2010

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@MARTAisback That`s what make her great. 🤗

DeeBee · M

Ah you're Marta,welcome down under i hope you love it here and have the time of your life,sounds like you got the lingo down pat already.Good luck and all the best with your new venture.

MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@DeeBee thank you when I arrive maybe we can meet up and go bowling 🎳

whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M

@MARTAisback The only bowling we do here is fast bowling and spin bowling.. What are those white things?😷

MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@whowasthatmaskedman 🙆‍♀️

FreestyleArt · 31-35, M

Forget it. It's not the right time right now. No nothing bad about the Aussies or their Culture but their Government is out of control.

Although it did seem to calm down a little but still. It's best to wait until changes happen

PervertedPrincessOfDeath · 31-35, T

I think those kangaroos better buckle their buttholes. Also avoid Koalas they will give you the clap. Don't ask how i know I just do.

MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@PervertedPrincessOfDeath you are so wise

canlem · 70-79

Call me a Bogan and I will punch thee shita outa ya !

MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@canlem you look like a bogan

canlem · 70-79

@MARTAisback Have you ever seen one ?

MARTAisback · 22-25, F

SW-User

Ya, please throw a shrimp 🦐 on the barby for me

MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@SW-User I will put extra on

SW-User

@MARTAisback Thank you babe

MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@SW-User ✌️

Tonydang · M

If you need someone to help catch the kangaroos let me know 😁

MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@Tonydang I will

iamelijah · 26-30, M

Aussie language? Are they exist?

MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@iamelijah 🤷‍♀️

newjaninev2 · 56-60, F

@iamelijah Just take any noun, halve it, and put ‘ie' on the end

KiwiBird · 36-40, F

@newjaninev2 Can never quite work out whether that is laziness or efficiency.

IWasCallingYaLarry · 26-30, M

Nah, to be honest I'm scared for you.

MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@IWasCallingYaLarry good ✌️

IWasCallingYaLarry · 26-30, M

@MARTAisback all I can say is this. Good luck.

NoGamesTolerated · F

Good day mate 😉

MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@NoGamesTolerated bonza ✌️ that's another word I learnt

NoGamesTolerated · F

@MARTAisback vocabulaire cool 😊

LandOfOz · 61-69, M

@MARTAisback bonza . No one uses that here

SW-User

Congrats 😄

MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@SW-User ✌️

Bushmanoz · 61-69, M

lol what a country hey

MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@Bushmanoz I'm so excited and now they have a labor government it will be so sweet 👍

Bushmanoz · 61-69, M

@MARTAisback lol yeah, things will be awesome now

MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@Bushmanoz all I have to say is I'm a poor immigrant and no speak da English and labor and Penny Wong will love me and give me welfare for ever 💰

TallMtnMedic · M

Congrats on going, one place i dont think i would move back from. Cheers!

Sharky86 · 36-40, M

Australia is fun, cause everything tries to ki you.

MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@Sharky86 I have no fear 💪

FreestyleArt · 31-35, M

Oh wait. This is months ago. Well it's too late

MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@FreestyleArt I missed the plane ✈

theAlchemist · 56-60, M

But will you escape french fry eating sea gulls? 🤔

jjoe01

Remember to eat at Maccas

Ozdharma · 61-69, M

Bloody ripper mate

Azlotto · M

Go for it. I wish you the best of luck.

MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@Azlotto thank you 🙃

SW-User

Don't go to Australia 😲 please 🥺 it's full of Australians

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nedkelly · 61-69, M

@KiwiBird hey, the Kiwis also go to Bondi Centrelink 😁

whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M

@KiwiBird Queensland...😷

MARTAisback · 22-25, F

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MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@nedkelly I only put that outfit on for special occasions

empanadas · 31-35, M

@MARTAisback do you know these people?

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

"Yeah, the BAT CAVE"

Ned, be Fair!
Batman and Robin live in the Bat Cave, and they don't allow women.

empanadas · 31-35, M

You gotta fight a kangaroo

MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@empanadas easy just steal it's baby and run

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MARTAisback · 22-25, F

@nedkelly I want to hop in the back of that yellow van also 😌

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