If Australia doesn’t exist then explain Kangaroos, Koalas and the people that live there?

With a laugh.. 😊

But it's a good theory because it reduces the number of people migrating to this country.. We like to keep Australia our own little secret..

When we talk to foreigners who know our country exists we make sure to tall them about all the deadly snakes and venomous Spiders.. Oh and we make sure to tell them about the massive crocodiles and white sharks just waiting to tear them to pieces if they dip their toes into any of out water ways... Oh and did i tell you about the sun burning blistering heat here.. Wow it is so terrible here.. Best to avoid ever coming here guys.. 🤪 🤣