Chef who?

Italy doesn't concern itself much with yank stuff, as a general rule. If we don't know it, it means we don't consider it worth of notice. Not good enough to deserve praise, not bad enough to deserve being feared as a credible menace

along with Cesar Cardini and Al Capone

The canned Mac and cheese is of great shame for humanity.

For the truth one must visit the dark underbelly of the cities.

Itsah shameah forah Italyah

There’s no reason for Italy to be ashamed. It’s a bad “reproduction” of Italian food, but Italy didn’t do it. WE did it.

I am skeptical that canned pasta with franks is healthy for anyone.

We didn’t eat it when I was a kid because we couldn’t afford it. (Six kids w/two parents).

I'm sure he is a source of great indifference in Italy.

Shutuppauface