Mitch McConnell, where are you?

Mitchy bitchy Mitch
Where are you?
We’ve got some work to do now!
Mitchy bitchy Mitch
Get off your @$$ and work now!

You know we got a mystery to solve
So, get your act ready lazy fool
Don't hold back
And, Itchy, Bitchy Mitch if you come through
You're gonna have yourself a tRUMPY pardon!