Did you get your free comic books today?

No, but I did get my free Exlax. And I put some in your herb tea.

I will be making them. You better get your's once I'm done.

No I didn't =(

I wasn't expecting any

I figured I'd just take yours.

How do you get it for free?

Nope, only free comic relief

Was it Free Comic Day ? 😳