When you're a Tennessean trapped in the wrong body

God please reincarnate me into a beautiful Tennessean with beautiful curly long hair, high cheekbones with an oval shaped face and with almond shaped eyes and Heart shaped lips. And please let me be born in a sweet loving family that lives in the beautiful breathtaking hills of East Tennessee. Please give me beautiful hair that flows when Brother Wind blows and please give me a beautiful body that nourishes your creation called Mother Earth and skin that can absorb the rays of Father Sun and beautiful eyes that can see Sister Moon and Rain.

You have just described Alabama Goddess

Just found out they're from Alabama. Googled it they're from Homewood.

Oh nooooo! Oh man I was listening to Alabamians singing.