A redneck had just been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge
when he called the young female bartender back and said: "Miss, right now ah really could do with a piece of ass."
"Hell, the most direct proposition I've ever had!" she exclaimed.
Then she smiled and added: "Sure, why not? It's pretty slow here just now. There's a room we can use upstairs."
When the pair returned half an hour later, the redneck sat down at the same table and the girl asked cheekily: "Will there be anything else?"
"Sure," replied the redneck. "Where ah come from in Arkansas, we like our bourbon in water cold, so ah still need a piece of ass for mah drink."
"Hell, the most direct proposition I've ever had!" she exclaimed.
Then she smiled and added: "Sure, why not? It's pretty slow here just now. There's a room we can use upstairs."
When the pair returned half an hour later, the redneck sat down at the same table and the girl asked cheekily: "Will there be anything else?"
"Sure," replied the redneck. "Where ah come from in Arkansas, we like our bourbon in water cold, so ah still need a piece of ass for mah drink."
