That's what some people here keep telling me. What am I supposed to do?
I went for an outing today. I hadn't realized it before, but let me just tell you how bad it is here.
This was my favorite park, on a hill that overlooks the ocean. What a crappy place. And that man and his kids. I mean, what kind of a person sits in a park with his children, playing the guitar, then passing it around to his kids to play on a family outing. Unacceptable!
And what's with all this fun happening. A man flying a kite with his daughter?! Doesn't he know how large our LBGTQ+ population is? Best he leave them with a Catholic priest. And that man who saw us park in the handicap spot. He walked over to tell us that we could get a wheelchair with balloon-type wheels that you can take on the sand. Shouldn't have turned my back on him; I could have easily gotten shanked. What's with all those American flags in front of every store front. We're not patriotic here. We're just a bunch of commie nutbags.
What's the deal with all these palm trees? I think they're picking up signals from my COVID chip. And look at that seedy marijuana dispensary. Best be like the great state of South Carolina, where they don't even allow for medicinal purposes. Phooey on those people with cancer and other painful illnesses.
I'm packing my bags.
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