How to tell Alabamians and Tennesseans apart?

tnman30 · 56-60, M

An Alabama football player walked into a bar and said give me 10 shots of your best bourbon. The bartender said you must be celebrating. He said yes, my first blow job. The bartender said congratulations. I will buy you one. He said no thanks if these
10 don't get the taste out of my mouth i don't think one more will help

Peaceandnamaste · 26-30, F

@tnman30 I hate being Alabamian

hunkalove · 61-69, M

Tennesseans have their pants on backwards. Alabamians left theirs in the outhouse.

Iwillwait · M

Smell

Laffytaffy · 22-25, F

@Iwillwait What do Tennesseans smell like and Alabamians smell like?

Iwillwait · M

@Laffytaffy I have no idea, you're the one always talking about amonia scrubbers, so... You tell us.

Cosmicmicrowave · 18-21, M

Whatever the answer is :D XD

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