What do you get when you mix an Alabamian with a Floridian and a Tennessean?

@DownTheStreet How many Alabamians have RH negative blood?

@Tennessee Alabamian blood is incompatible with all others, it is the sign a purebred Alabamian

@DownTheStreet Do the septic tanks of pure blood Alabamian gods and goddesses smell like flowers?

@Tennessee they ARE flowers

@DownTheStreet What does Alabamian manure smell like?

@Tennessee Dior

@DownTheStreet Do purebred Alabamians fart hydrogen or methane?

@Tennessee chlorine gas if they choose