A Wasp Stung Me On My Calf Today...
But that wasn't even the worst part.
So I swore furiously, grabbed an icepack, and went inside to look at cat pictures while I iced the wasp sting.
15 minutes later, I feel an itch on my ass.
It turns out the little fucker must've flown up my shorts, and tried crawling it's way out past my buttcheeks, only to be flicked across the room in disgust/horror, and then bashed out of existence.
Thanks God. Thanks so fucking much for this nightmare fuel.
Ugh, I can feel the little fuckers crawling all over me now. How the fuck am I supposed to sleep?
So I swore furiously, grabbed an icepack, and went inside to look at cat pictures while I iced the wasp sting.
15 minutes later, I feel an itch on my ass.
It turns out the little fucker must've flown up my shorts, and tried crawling it's way out past my buttcheeks, only to be flicked across the room in disgust/horror, and then bashed out of existence.
Thanks God. Thanks so fucking much for this nightmare fuel.
Ugh, I can feel the little fuckers crawling all over me now. How the fuck am I supposed to sleep?
41-45, M
