Jesus Christ

Would you believe me if I said I know Jesus? Check into it… I may give birth to him this time around.

RakiAsano · 26-30, F

I take care of people well.. particularly the babies my twin and I have together (though they are technically not born yet) that’s why the Christian god wants me to give birth to Jesus.

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RakiAsano · 26-30, F

@calicuz shut up

RakiAsano · 26-30, F

Who talks that way anyway… like what you said even made sense

calicuz · 51-55, M

@RakiAsano

Oh sorry, I thought you meant you were giving bith to Jesus Christ, not Jesus. 🤷‍♂️

Adstar · 56-60, M

No you wont..

Jesus second coming will not be by being born again... He will come in a similar way that He departed..

BritishFailedAesthetic · M

Oh boy we have another user posting just like, shall we say, a user named after a dictator staying at a 5 star hotel 🤪

calicuz · 51-55, M

What?!!! 🤣

empanadas · 31-35, M

Interesting way to say you named your kid Jesus and you are probably Hispanic

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