Behold, the glory of Jesus Christ...
...who fathered himself, then sacrificed himself to himself to save you from himself!
Makes perfect sense.
Also, he loves you unconditionally, unless you have consensual relations with adults he doesn't like. Then you go straight to hell.
Makes perfect sense.
Also, he loves you unconditionally, unless you have consensual relations with adults he doesn't like. Then you go straight to hell.




