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Adstar Yeah, okay. 😆
Genesis chapter 1: God creates the whole world and says it's good. Then he creates people and says they're good.
Genesis chapter 6: God suddenly decides he made a mistake making people, and he's going to flood the whole world. Which means I guess his creation wasn't so good.
I'll skip the parts where God eggs on the inbred descendants of Noah to murder the other inbred descendants of Noah, and get right to the New Testament. That's the part where God once again decides that humanity as he made us is irredeemable, but because he promised himself he'd never lose his temper and commit genocide again, he's got to try something new. So he impregnates a 12-year-old with his "holy spirit", which is the weirdest euphemism for sрӏооge I've ever heard of. And according to the book, which I assume you've read and don't just walk around thumping, the baby, Jesus, was somehow God and the son of God. He grew up to be a carpenter who never built anything, choosing instead to flit about the wilderness with twelve other men. He had a bunch of run-ins with stuck-up religious authorities, misogynistic dirtbags, and other lowlives who couldn't mind their own business. (Not unlike the people running the church today.) And then, according to your mythbook, he got in BIIIIG trouble when one of his boyfriends decided he wasn't doing enough revolutionary stuff, so he ratted on him to the dirtbag religious authorities, who turned him over to Pontius Pilate, a man who kept meticulous records, yet had no record whatsoever of a guy named Jesus Christ.
And yet at the same time, the whole thing was planned by Jesus with his dad who was also himself. And the whole thing involved him sacrificing himself to himself. And all of it was to save the worthless humans from hell, which he created.
Oh, and just as the icing on the cake, he didn't stay dead for longer than the weekend.
So really, Jesus had a bad weekend for your sins.
