I Have a Problem With Certain Christians

had a few door knocking Christians come to my house about a hour ago, trying to tell me how to start a conversation with God.
I hate when these people do this. I have no problem with people believing in what they want despite thinking its ridiculous myself but when they come to my house trying to force their beliefs onto me is when I have a problem.
They were basically trying to lecture me on it and telling me that I am wrong and wasting my life because I don't believe in their God.. So that is when I tried twisting it around on them and telling them how they can start a conversation with Odin the all father.
Funny how they don't mind forcing their beliefs onto others but once you do it back to them, they get so offended over it..

hopefully they don't ever come back here.. I cant stand some people

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Amyrakunejo · F

Those kind of people tend to find themselves facing down the barrel of a gun around here...

But that's just the back country culture; don't bug us, we won't blow ya full of holes.
But do come by on Sunday; blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...

Now, on my end, those people take one look at me, and politely excuse themselves. No words needed be spoken.

By the way, I'm Pagan, and an Anarchist.

PlumBerries · 31-35, F

@Amyrakunejo lol I don't think I would go to such extremes and shoot them lol

Amyrakunejo · F

@PlumBerries
Oh, nuuu, you misunderstand; the majority of people around here don't tolerate door-to-door religious pushers, and also own firearms (pro second amendment around here).
Me? I just own my 'sinful' glam metal style, music and clothing. Them pushers can't run away fast enough, lol

PlumBerries · 31-35, F

ohh sorry I did misunderstand indeed lol

Amyrakunejo · F

@PlumBerries
Besides, they're not worth the trouble of staining my sword with their blood anyway, lolz

That's right, I trained in the art of swordplay. I can wield a polearm as well, but not as well as my mother...

PlumBerries · 31-35, F

lol that's so cool. I want to be trained in the art of sword play now

Amyrakunejo · F

@PlumBerries
Oooh...
It is a vast array of disciplinary arts; not everyone will train in the same discipline or will have the same aspirations.

My training, for example, ties directly into my stealth and Parkour training.
I went with nineteen inches of curved, folded steel.
Some go with two shorter blades or even a polearm.

PlumBerries · 31-35, F

stealth and parkour training.. damn sounds like you are very well trained in all sorts of things... I am trained in Ballet haha maybe I could be like those old movie characters in a sword fight and dance with it lol

Amyrakunejo · F

@PlumBerries
Like my mother, who incorporates dance into combat. She looks like a lightweight, but she is very able bodied and capable of moving with grace and dexterity even whilst wielding a hundred and twenty pound scythe. (it's as tall as she is)

As for my stealth and parkour training, the idea is that the best stealth lies out of reach of the majority.
Wall run, wall jumps, wall crossing (jumping between walls often increasing in altitude), shimmying, wall flips, all go into quick escapes, achieving stealth, and gaining the advantage over your unwary target.

PlumBerries · 31-35, F

kinda like sword fights in pirates of the Caribbean lol

Amyrakunejo · F

@PlumBerries
lolz
Hardly. Not even the same kind of sword (mine is a katana whilst pirates use a talwarl).

PlumBerries · 31-35, F

but like the running on walls and so on lol

Amyrakunejo · F

It is more akin to Samurai and Ninja...
(the sword I have is very similar to that of a Samurai sword but is longer and has less of a curve)