My friend wants to know: “Are you sexy like a kumquat?”

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JRVanguard · 26-30, M

Tell them I’ll make them kumquat

Seventeen

@JRVanguard He said he must be juicy.

JRVanguard · 26-30, M

@Seventeen If he’s not a juicy fruit now he will be when I’m done with him

Seventeen

@JRVanguard He said you ruined for him by being so gummy.

JRVanguard · 26-30, M

@Seventeen Gummy is better
Teeth get in the way of giving a good blowjob

Seventeen

@JRVanguard He said you’ll never destroy the dinosaur that’s in his heart.

JRVanguard · 26-30, M

@Seventeen Clearly he’s never seen my meteoric loads