I dont think there is anybody that makes my skin crawl more than James Cordon

I was introduced to him when he attended a sleb charity ball my friend was involved with. Once he realised I wasn’t anyone in “the game” and of no interest to him there was no eye contact. Yes, no replies and his neck was like a U Boat periscope swivelling round looking for a celebrity he could attach himself too. A brief “nice to meet you” and he was away quicker than usain bolt out of the blocks. The girl he was with was a nice humble girl seemed aware of his odiousness.