The miracle of God creating the first chicken with eggs inside it

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

From my own prolonged thinking, I concluded that God miraculously created the first chicken with eggs already inside it.

What about you atheists, which came first, the chicken or the egg?

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DocSavage · M

There’s another point you seem to keep avoiding . Just out of curiosity.
What is you timeline ? Your god wakes up one day decides to make the universe from nothing, just for the hell of it. He himself has no need for it. He doesn’t even live in the same dimension.
Kind of over does it too. 13 billion light years and still expanding.
Then he gets the idea, ( several billion years later ) to create life. So, he picks one little planet. Starts abiogenesis, gets life started. But seems to be uncertain what to populate it with. He begins with single cell creatures, but they don’t appreciate all his effort. So, according to you he sets of evolution. Now he has random mutations, and sends life in every direction all at once.
Now, he gets a bug up his ass, and according to you makes his greatest miracle yet, the chicken ! There are other animals that lay eggs. But this one is his masterpiece. Compared to it, even babies and roses fall short.
Now all of this has occurred over several eons.
If he’s so powerful, why did it take so long. Time and space mean nothing to him. He would be used to instant gratification.
Are you going to do a Ken Ham on us, and claim the world looks a lot older than it actually is ?