https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/28/politics/hegseth-kid-rock-army-apache-helicopter-ride
"Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see / Some say that's statutory — but I say it's mandatory".
—Kid Rock (fully supported by Demented Donnie)
Meanwhile, the Pentagon and all of our Armed Forces are in chaos as the
true leaders are forced to resign or are fired!