SO Major Collins is helping me get everything together to officially divorce my husband, Paul. I am so thankful for his help with all of this! I am so confused about how all of this works!
Wait, isn't "Major Collins" the guy you have been having an affair with and giving lap dances to...AND your husband's commanding officer?? 😂🤣😂 Oh yeah, what a great guy!! Hhahahahaha!! Oh this is going to be good. And... If I were Paul, we would be watching a video about you and 'the Major' on cold case files or 48 Hours.
Not that I really believe any of your preposterous stories. 🤣