First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

@SW-User What can I say? If you tell me you like Farscape I might literally die.

@SW-User Sorry, I can't hear you from the grave.

@SW-User I’ll take that as a yes, though I’m disappointed that good Ser Knight would allow her princess to perish.

@SW-User I'll get better. And you're the one who shot the arrow. Nice aim, there. Also, yes, that's a yes.

@SW-User Well now I’m gonna read my Farscape comics to make you jealous. I hope the jealousy in some small way accentuates the gravity of my royal death. Still can’t believe I rolled a 1 and shot myself with that arrow.

@SW-User I feel like you knew the answer before you even asked. You have no one to blame but yourself. And your poor dice rolls, I suppose.

@SW-User I did know the answer, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t wonder “does crimsonclover like Farscape” when I stumbled across my comics earlier.