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if you post non military questions in SW military questions will you get shot?

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Stellen · 36-40, M
*aims for your eye socket*

I got you now you son of a bitch.
sogdianrock · 61-69, M
hi Stellen ·
throws literary hand grenade!
obliterates enemy calls in air strike
hearts and minds
I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
best wishes
:)
Stellen · 36-40, M
If you can throw a hand grand you can't call in an air strike. Hand Gramade distance is 50 yards. MAX.

Air strikes you need to be at least 300 yards away. An they are usually called in by qualified j-tacs.

Also napalm is now illegal to use.
sogdianrock · 61-69, M
hi Stellen ·
Trumps yah! calls in Trumpie with the nuclear codes!
best wishes
:)
Stellen · 36-40, M
Had a feeling you supported him.... 🙄
sogdianrock · 61-69, M
hi Stellen ·
haha "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" or "the Dark Lord"!
best wishes
:)
Stellen · 36-40, M
Can we use Star Wars refrences instead?


I don't love harry potter.
sogdianrock · 61-69, M
hi Stellen ·
haha "sure we can! Yaba the Trumo!
best wishes
:)


Donald J. Trump: You know and ...

Unknown: She used to be great. She’s still very beautiful.

Trump: I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it.

Unknown: Whoa.

Trump: I did try and fuck her. She was married.

Unknown: That’s huge news.

Trump: No, no, Nancy. No, this was [unintelligible] — and I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping.

She wanted to get some furniture. I said, “I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.” I took her out furniture —

I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.

Trump: Whoa! Whoa!

Bush: Yes! The Donald has scored. Whoa, my man!

[Crosstalk]

Trump: Look at you, you are a pussy.

[Crosstalk]

Trump: All right, you and I will walk out.

[Silence]

Trump: Maybe it’s a different one.

Bush: It better not be the publicist. No, it’s, it’s her, it’s —

Trump: Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.

Bush: Whatever you want.

Trump: Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.

Bush: Uh, yeah, those legs, all I can see is the legs.

Trump: Oh, it looks good.

Bush: Come on shorty.

Trump: Ooh, nice legs, huh?

Bush: Oof, get out of the way, honey. Oh, that’s good legs. Go ahead.

Trump: It’s always good if you don’t fall out of the bus. Like Ford, Gerald Ford, remember?

Bush: Down below, pull the handle.

Trump: Hello, how are you? Hi!

Arianne Zucker: Hi, Mr. Trump. How are you? Pleasure to meet you.

Trump: Nice seeing you. Terrific, terrific. You know Billy Bush?

Bush: Hello, nice to see you. How you doing, Arianne?

Zucker: Doing very well, thank you. Are you ready to be a soap star?
Stellen · 36-40, M
@sogdianrock

Clearly you have waaay to much to say on the subject.

I love the pic though.
sogdianrock · 61-69, M
hi Stellen
Strangely I could not find a single image of Jabba The Trumo! I mean he screams for the role!
best wishes
:)
Stellen · 36-40, M


You can save that for another user 😂
sogdianrock · 61-69, M
hi Stellen
haha I missed that documentary!
best wishes
:)