Here's the official solution to all our economic woes
You earn $1.50 an hour and you took a loan out for $1000000000000000000 for car payments, tuition and a mortgage that was going to take you 5000000000 years to pay back. But now your job has been shipped off to the third world and you can't afford the interest payments.
Solution: We made a new loan for you with interest payments you can afford, the only downside is you'll pay back a total of $999999999999999999 over 9999999999999999999 years. All you have to do is vote for us and we'll make it happen.