Sorry no refunds

BUT I HAVE THE RECEIPT ☜(`o´)

Either we get our refunds or your mom finds out you've been bangin' Cher.

*holds up receipt* Oh you are taking this back and I mean right now!

I never bought anything

Typical. 🙄

Refund, or you'll be opening boxes of 💩 mailed directly to your business.

I'll just garnish your wages

I will write a bad review on yelp