buckminsterfutt

... as the most abhorrent, atrocious, awful, base, beastly, contemptible, cursed, deplorable, despicable, detestable, disgusting, execrable, foul, grim, hairy, hateful, heinous, hellish, horrible, loathsome, lousy, nasty, nauseating, obnoxious, odious, offensive, repellent, reprehensible, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, rotten, stinking, terrible, vile, wretched abject bastard, beastly, cheap, contemptible, degrading, detestable, dirty, disgraceful, disreputable, gross, grungy, ignominious, infamous, loathsome, low, mean, no-good, reprehensible, scurvy, shameful, sleazy, slimy, sordid, vile, worthless, wretched SOB they have ever known.

I think that those adjective paint a much too nice image of me.

To be honest, I'm really audacious, bawdy, blue, bodily, carnal, cheeky, coarse, corrupt, crude, concupiscent, daring, dirty minded, debauched, depraved, devil-may-care, degenerate, easy, erotic, evil-minded, earthy, excessive, erogenous, exorbitant, extravagant, fast, fearless, fervid, flagitious, filthy minded, flirtatious, frivolous, fleshly, foul-mouthed, fun, gross, hard core, hell-bent, high living, horny, hot, humorous, indecorous, impropriety, irresponsible, indulgent, immoral, impure, indecent, infamous, intemperate, kinky, lawlessness, lecherous, lewd, libertine, libidinous, lascivious, lecherous, licentious, low-down, lubricous, lustful, nasty, nefarious, obscene, off-color, offensive, orgiastic, pornographic, passionate, prurient, profligacy, profane, randy, rakish, reckless, raunchy, raw, ribald, rough, risqué, rude, rotten, raw, romantic, rousing, salacious, scurrilous, seductive, self-gratifying, self-indulgent, sensual, slutty, smutty, steamy, suggestive, shameless, stimulating, sinful, sybaritic, temey turpitude, titillating, twisted, taboo, unchaste, unclean, unconventional, unrestrained, unvirtuous, voluptuous, vulgar, vile, villainous, vitiated, wanton, warped, wicked, worldly and X-rated.

And as a matter of fact, I do know how to use an online thesaurus