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Armed and ready for any emergency ..

If Your Property Needs Securing, You Cannot Go Wrong With:
Guard-Your-Heinie LTD - 24hr security.

Hourly rate:
£100 - Standard.
£150 - If you watch.
£175 - If you help.
£200 - If you tell us how to do our job.

Rave Reviews:
" Fottuto idiota!- A well satisfied Italian customer.
"Do not venture on my property AGAIN!!" - Happy Irish punter.
"You are stupid!!" - Very pleased Scottish type person.


 
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