A Duck is walking down the sidewalk and stops at the door of a tavern. The Duck asks the bartender: "Do you have any duck food?" The bartender replies: "Nope, there is no duck food here." The Duck waddles off. The Duck returns the next day and again asks: "Do you have any duck food?" The bartender is losing his patience and replies: "NO DUCK FOOD!" The third day, the Duck asks again: "Do you have any duck food today?" The bartender throws down his towel and yells at the duck; "No! And if you ask me again, I am going to take a hammer and nails and nail your beak shut and hit you on the head!" The Duck waddles off..... a little sad and thinking hard.
On the 4th day the Duck pauses at the door. The Duck carefully asks; "Do you have any hammer and nails?" The bartender yells: "NO! I DON'T HAVE A HAMMER AND NAILS!!" The Duck exclaims: "Oh, good ... have any duck food?" The moral of the story is - be like the duck. Never give up. Keep asking.
