Imagine you have a big monstera

It's healthy and strong.

It just grew a new leaf, with another protruding.

The plant and pot is nearly 60lbs. This is a pretty big plant.

Your maybe, 1lb pigeon with a dump truck bum just fkn Mario ground pounds onto the new leaves and part of the stem (almost 1" in diameter for you American dogs).

I hope it roots. 😐