Does anyone know how to get rid of those pesky pigeons on my balcony?

@whowasthatmaskedman ?

@Wiseacre A joke. Sort of.. On a business trip to UAE some time ago I got treated to some "local colour" when not working. We went dune bashing in land Cruisers and while out there were treated to a "Falconery" display. A professional (South Africa by the sound) was flying a couple of birds and training them on lures. He was saying that at times the birds were released in areas where pigeons were a problem. On a side note from that, our local shopping centre undercover car park had a problem with crows and pigeons scavenging. They finally solved it with a loud screeching tape of various hawk and falcon calls. The birds cleared out and stayed out. The recording still plays about every ten minutes..😷