Can we sing duets off key every morning 🥺

Thank you so much!

That would explain the electricity that runs up my spine whenever I am near you!

Me trying to entertain you

awww thanks

I'd poop on freshly washed cars with you!

Ill bring the wine

Me returning the love but making it awkward real quick 😒

I’d poop next to you while up there too.

... And we could poop on statues of dead generals.

But we can do that even though we're not birds.

If you're up for it.

Aw we could mash cloacas and everything

Ok ☺